How to use the Book of Nod...

JediClone: No, Mr Bond. I expect you to scarifice your Bishop...*evil laughter*	Jillian: "Damn that crafty Captain Nemo...I'll get you, and your little seal too."	keogh: "A Bug's Life 2: Saving Private Cricket": "Oh, jeez, segments everywhere, sarge!"
clover: The debate continues: Who's the better lover? C3PO was known for his sustaining power. But HAL was legendary for his size.	Artanas: Margot Kidder in Field Of Cobwebs.... "The bubbles said, if I build it, they will glow. I'm chafing, waaa!"	keogh: Ohhh, no, you're not getting me that easily again. She looked 18 last time. I only gotta get burned once to know the fire's hot.
Hippie: No, never once in my career did I take steroids. *Thank you, Governor Ventura. *Next question!	JediClone: In the future, it takes a new kind of hero to keep that stupid monkey from messing with the car. "Speed Racer Beyond". Only on The WB!	E_B_A: "The good news... you're now in heaven... the bad news... you are Grace Jones' personal sex slave. Bring lots of salve."
Meldrick: "Guess which hand the candy is in?" Games the drummer from Def Leoppard isn't good at.	BuckFifty: "Yeah, when I die, I wanna go like me Grandpa. Quietly in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers..."	clover: ...then I was fired at my job at the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
WaffleKing: one last thing, a recent survey said that 40% of all women have no interest in sex, and you know what? I've managed to meet every single one of them	Lanzman: "You'll be my friend, won't you?" "SECURITY!!"	BuckFifty: "Mr Scott, I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger breast milk sample than this." "Aw, bloody hell... *pump* *pump* *pump*"
Tin_God: "Ha ha ha... but seriously, Woody, I went out with your sister last night. She's got a great piece of ash. Ha ha ha... oh, I'm not funny..."	VladtheImpaler: McCoy tells his old "attacked by a cobra" story again...	MrTim: Keogh? "Um . . . that stupid cyberdog from _Galactica_ projectile vomiting?" Judges? *BZZZZZ!* I'm sorry, it was the dog from _Casshan_ projectile vomiting!

*walking along, staring at woman going by*
WHOA! *falls into manhole* *laugh track*
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