Just how much fun can you have for $4.95 a minute?





the_eye:
And on a good night, I can make over $2000.


BuckFifty:
(right) "So tell me again, why is it that you manually masturbate mountain goats?"


Generik:
Hey, look at this! I can have a shadow puppet show with THREE characters now!


GRGGARY:
Kenny covered his eyes in shame as the dark figure of Michael Jackson approached with his "Thriller" in hand


MirandaRamsey:
"So. What d'you call those pointy things anyway?"


Matteus:
uh oh, Poppin' Fresh was caught with a bottle of lotion and a dirty magazine


kvnofnine:
"Now Spock, just because I showed you my...er...privates, doesn't give you permission to handle them that way. That hurt."


Tumbler:
"I hope this next money saving scheme ... makes you half as excited as I am." - " Cut !! Get some towels."


NotMilk:
Mouthica Spewinme? (Clinton's worst nightmare!)


MadSigntist:
"Aye, Captain! Someone's had sex on this transporter console...could have been a nervous ensign."


Chairboy:
"Honey, this magazine says we should be getting our 'smack down' and freaking each others brains out." "Mary, did you buy Hoodz by mistake again?"


Geier:
Yes, it LOOKS dangerous, but they say it can pleasure an individual better than any man or woman alive. ...And at a 57% cost savings, to boot!


Angel_Noir:
"Then I rode her like Lindburg: long and over the wet stuff." "That's great Grandpa." "I'm double jointed." "I see."


Artanas:
Local Masturbation Documentary #52 "How To Keep It Clean"


vaelyn:
Necrophelia: It does a body good!


MadSigntist:
"Wow, those chicks down in the elongated vegetable hold really know how to party!"


clover:
No, no, no! Why must all the men have this thing on 'Suck'


Dr_Channard:
OH NO - crotch crickets!




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