As the wheels crunched over his vehicle, Jerry thought to himself, "Boy, I really shouldn't have went with economy size..."

The truck Rolls Royce would make if Rolls Royce made trucks . . . which they don't, so that's kind of an empty claim really.

"I fell for one of those new, cheap cardboard cars. And then as soon as I filled it with gas and started her up, she burst into flames."

Where as the Neon says "Hi!," angst-ridden Toyota Supra, with something to prove, gets in your face and says, "You wanna start some shit?"

Somewhere in the storage warehouse, a baby is wandering around...

I DON'T GET IT!

Because so much is rolling over into a flaming wreck on your tires...

"So... how much for a lube job?"

Coming this holiday shopping season, "Gumby, the Transformer!"

"I am....the greatest" Muhammad Audi, coming soon

Hitler, Stalin and Mao Tse Tung? What kind of car repair is this?

Children pleasure us. Police arrest us. Inmates trade us for smokes.

We'll sell the fronts to the cars on a later date.

...was not made in America.

Block the sunlight from your precious baby with the Mazola Corn Girl window shade!